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president obama orders and a news crew just happened to be there for the surprise visit. what is the purpose of this? try not to think about all the bad shit happening... here now you can know what our commander in chief enjoys on his burger. someone should have said no you can't has cheeseburger. that would have been worth getting fired because at least you know it would be on tape. imagine the youtube hits you'd get with that shit.





i think this is more absurd than when former president bush was asked about the contents of his ipod. at least that was an awkward attempt at a casual aside instead of being the main story.



ugh.

hear my train a comin'

glow in the dark puppies

south korean scientists show off the world's first glow-in-the-dark dogs, cloned to light the way in biomedical research.

rob muir reports.



one of the bankers at wells fargo (who mentioned he was korean which is why i brought this up in the first place) said, "if north korea keeps it up, then everything in south korea will glow in the dark (not just the puppies)."

On The Night Of The Living Brown Trout

fresh up on the youtube from the white mice. this will challenge your sense of well being and hopefully sharpen it enough to slay reminiscent even-tempered discretion.

far side out

so states this demotivational poster...but gary larson begs to differ! the only copy of this comic i could find was on a coffee cup, but you still get the picture.





there you have it. they even misspelled science for you once. what more do you need?

halt the rise of privacy

if you will recall a previous entry concerning obama for frame of reference: http://threerepute.blogspot.com/2008/12/net-neutrality.html



president obama with a slip of the tongue, but not before he stated "i want to be very clear..." quite interesting to hear piracy being used in it's actual sense of the word and not related to file sharing. i am hard of hearing but he definitely said that they are resolved to halt privacy in that region. this is what happens when puppets try and speak without speech writers (ex: see his jay leno appearance below).

watergate for sale again

i'm moving out of my apartment next month so this seemed fitting. i was thinking this would be interesting to some history buff.

http://cgi.ebay.com/WATERGATE-APARTMENT-USED-IN-NIXON-SCANDAL_W0QQitemZ220386758809QQcategoryZ12605QQcmdZViewItem

i then proceeded to do a google image search for history buff and found this:

http://wesclark.com/jw/history_buff.jpg

this is a product of the ad council? wtf! that looks like it wasn't even done in photoshop, but in mspaint.



charge your laser by watching this inspirational video.